I think I should blog something about the crazy 02 Civil War hapenning today… Such an important event shall not be forgotten haha

I must emphasise that this is the greatest war in 02’s history. 2 parties, 02 guys and 02 girls were involved in this damn large scale war. Starting from very small incident, which can be considered as insignificant, the war broke out. At the start, only 5 guys and 3 girls were involved, 02 guys democratic party with Akshay, Lam Darren (Mas Selamat) and Darryl vs 02 girls republi party with Joanne, Amelia Audrina and Brendan the spy. Besides that, there were some others that can not be missed out: Weiheng the guitarist or the pacifist, Andrew the Red-cross member (wth), Sue-Ann and Cindy the freaking lame reporters, Yunwei the journalist, and some more the watever.

After lunch time during contact, some of the Democratic party, or so-called the Tutsi as misunderstood by the reporters, were damn damn bored. They started to make some paperball using rubbish papers picked up randomly from don’t-know-where. Not yet satisfying themselves, they started practicing projectile motion, and unfortunately but intentionally the paperballs landed on the Republican’ heads. The war broke down immediately as the Republicans were very aggressive. The war lasted for about 5 minutes, till the appearance of a godfather named Shen Maoqing. The two parties immediately ceased fire because of the great influence if this guy. But 02 didn’t experience any peaceful moment under his reign. The 2 parties started an arm race (wth freaking lame). Both sides desperately built their arsenal, tried to increase their ammo and threatened each other. Darren desperately took out some paperballs from the dust bin. During this time, some projectile motions took place and victim was the journalist.

02 people held their breaths as the clock hands moved nearer and nearer to 1 PM. The war resumed right after the decline of the Shen‘s power. At this time, the journalist and the Red-cross unexpectedly joint the Hutus and a guy from China named Tianyu joint the Tutsi. The war became more and more violent, with both sides becoming more and more aggressive. The Hutus hid under the tables, when the Tutsi bravely and aggressively attacked. Brendan the spy tried his best to protect his fiancee. Chaos was everywhere so people had to evacuate, but amazingly a pacifist calmly stayed at the middle of the battlefield to … play guitar. According to our reliable sources, this guy was playing Tonghua, regardless of the paperbombs rain. The reporters were sadly attacked by a Tutsi-Indian maniac, who is believed to have some affairs with one of the reporters (hint hint the big one). Both sides only ceased fire when the Red-cross member suddenly decided to collect and dispose both sides’ ammunition.

The consequences of this war are still unaccountable. But first and foremost, no one died!!! (Is there anyone? Can leave a comment in the dash board?). According to our estimation, more than 200 paperbombs were used, which were made from about 200 trees. This definitely has some link with the deforestation, and the flood which the Asians are suffering somewhere.

The videos of the war were already uploaded to Facebook, for those who are interested.

And congratulation to the victory of the Tutsi!!!